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Maybe if FBI agents like Agent Mulder and Agent Scully stopped wasting time trying to find aliens they wouldnt let stuff like this happen. Sad!
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

They want attention
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

My fav part btw. Just captures so much


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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Took a few tries but they finally got every aspect of spider-man right.
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

They already have. I work in a school.
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Tmaster148 posted...

_wwKd_ posted...

Wait. They shot the hero?

When police arrive to a scene after being called about a gun attack, they don't magically know who the "hero" or "villain" is. They saw the student holding the gun and made an assessment I can't blame them for.

Wouldnt this be how these shootings get much worse? I see a guy shooting up a mall I pull out my gun to shoot at him, then someone sees me and tries to shoot me and so on and so on.
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Lol
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

God doesnt sound very omnipotent.
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Brioche
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Dash_Harber posted...

Yeah, that is so disgusting!
*Goes back to eating sausage, hot dogs, pate, sauerkraut, escargot, and caviar*

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Do all sex acts count??
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Its better than straight up rape like in revenge of the nerds
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

So do you have a friend lined up to get rid of your sex doll in the event of your death so like your family doesnt have to find your life-like sex doll just chilling in your home?
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

It was more like the The Mask 2
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Oh I was imagining it from the perspective of being a teacher not as his classmate. Fuck Im old.
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

You may want to find a safe house and lay low
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Garden mushrooms. Im down with truffles or shittake
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Awwww now they understand suffering
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Were there really that many cases of people eating them?
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Good. The movie and music were both amazing
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

I tend to enjoy subbing for 4th and 5th.
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Nothing, hes still a moron
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

smoliske posted...

Ohhh like the curls
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

juicebox4 posted...

Poison is hot hot hot

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Our place used to be like that. Now everyone has beards. It's great
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

What a dumbass
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

A piece of string
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

When you see me on the scene, black shirt, black jeans, white shoes, tattoos
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Howl posted...

ChromaticAngel posted...

Scorsese2002 posted...

Poor guy

Yeah no.

He deserves much worse than a slap to the face

Are you a punch a Nazi enthusiast?

Yes. Yes I am
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Yep all those radio stations playing Russian music.
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

I saw it happen in restaurant once. It was awful. Think it was a heart attack.
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

CiIantro posted...

50 Shades of Orange

:shudders:
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Freddie_Mercury posted...

Theres very little meat in these gym mats.

That's from The PTA Disbands.
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Scaramanga posted...

steveoSEK posted...

fuzzylittlbunny posted...

I've been wondering...They're not actually allowed to say "Hot chicks only" or something on the application, right? Or turn down women if they're ugly?

Yes. They're hired as models.

Exactly - they're there to look good.

When they hire women to work pool side at the hotel I work at they call it auditions that way they can do things like show up in bikinis and such
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

"Listen I'm very very smart. I'm so smart when I was a kid, that was a very very long time ago mind you, they hooked me up to a very very expensive computer so the computer can learn from me and I simply overloaded the computer and it broke these scientists can't explain it. "
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Hrm
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

No Ron was just in regular classes
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

gunplagirl posted...

ForestLogic posted...

More importantly, why do so many nerds have lisps and speech problems?

Among other things, it could be linked to some brain wiring stuff for how we learn. I had a speech impediment as a child and my biggest issue was r sounds. Weird in hindsight but I also was reading middle school material by the time I was finishing first grade so. :/ Who knows, maybe the fact I was not socializing as much was why I didn't get exposed to how r sounds are pronounced enough to naturally pick up on it.There's also that brief period as an infant where I was deaf for a few weeks or months and afterwards I became extremely picky.

But then there's tons of other nerds I've met who had speech impediments as kids too.

Most outgrow them. But then I have met more than a few who still have them. Lots of wa wu wo noises on sounds that shouldn't have them.

Pretty much me too.
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Wonder how much lesbian porn was on this dudes computer
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Oh come on, cut it out
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

mew4ever posted...

Like this one
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Do hookers count as happiness?
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Genocet_10-325 posted...

Yet I've seen plenty of conservatives get offended by "happy holidays"

Poor little snowflakes.

Well they're hypocrites
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

I kinda want to do a drag performance of poor unfortunate souls
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Pink elephants

I mean look at this!! It's genius!


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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Why add assault to the incoming list
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.

Substitute teacher by day
Valet attendant by night
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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.